本站原创新浪读书日前在网上发起了“票选十大爆笑中式英语”活动,网友们列出了很多搞笑的中式英语：
1 Good good study,day day up
好好学习,天天向上
2 How are youHow old are you
怎么是你怎么老是你
3 You he seed,1 will give you somecolor to see see.Brothers！Together up！
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧.兄弟们！一起上！
4 You ask me,me ask who
你问我,我问谁
5 We two who and who
咱俩谁跟谁
6 NO three nO four
不三不四
7 Horse horse tiger tiger
马马虎虎
8 People mountain people sea.
人山人海
9 If you want money,I he no,if you want life,I he one！
要钱没有,要命一条！
10 Know is know,noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知
11 Watch sister
表妹
12 As far as you go to die
有多远,死多远
13 Dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouss’s son canmake hole！
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞！
14 Heart flower angry open,
心花怒放
15 Go past,no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
16 Fire big,
火大
17 Long time nO see
好久不见
18 Slip end fall down carefully
小心滑倒(直译：“小心翼翼地滑倒和摔倒”,和中文表达的意思正好相反)
19 Four glad meatballs
四喜丸子(直译：四个开心的肉球)
20 Ghickens that did not he sexual experience,
童子鸡(直译：没有性生活的鸡)
21 Man and wife lung slice
夫妻肺片(直译：“丈夫和妻子的肺部切片”,很恐怖！)